All I want my wife to do in the morning is make my coffee, breakfast, and a sammich for my lunch.
Conversation is not necessary.
If you got a wife that will fix you breakfast in the morning you’re a lucky man...; )
“All I want my wife to do in the morning is make my coffee, breakfast, and a sammich for my lunch.” and AFTER YOU told her THAT you didn’t see her for a week and then you could see her when you held one eyelid open.