Defendant: Traci Batcher 34
Traci Batcher alledgedly drank a few drinks at the Thirsty Turtle Bar in Sarasota, then entered the mens' room before deciding to come out of her shell by shedding her clothes and returned to the bar stark naked.
Heads up, Dad: It's never good news when your little girl brings home a boyfriend named 'Bubba."
Passengers on the Key West Express, a boat that runs from Marco Island to Key West, allegedly alerted a crew member that there was a 'hull lotta loving" going on with a couple down under in the mens head, reports the Naples Daily News.
When the woman's dad went down into the men's head to lower the boom and take the wind out of the young man's sails, the boyfriend, Robert Bubba Emerson Martin, 24, of East Naples, pushed the concerned poppa away and tried to punch him, according to the report.
'Bubba' also reportedly bit the captain's hand after the captain released zip ties he had used to restrain 'Bubba's hands.