Or. They aren't really there. Your "extraordinarily sensitive" instruments are providing you with false data.
From the sentence just before your quote:
But if low energy nuclear reactions are so commonplace, why havent scientists noticed them before? In part because they havent looked. LENR activity is subtle, according to Larsen, and it can only be readily detected and measured through the use of extraordinarily sensitive mass spectroscopy techniques on stable isotopes.
Unlikely in the extreme. This is mass spec providing the analytical results. Nothing esoteric about it at all. MS is well understood, as are the factors that affect it.