[DogByte6RER]

Here are all eleven ... in a nutshell:

1. A DNA test proved that bigfoot is a part-human hybid...and deserves U.S. citizenship!

2. The government secretly removed burnt Sasquatch corpses from Mount St. Helens after the 1980 eruption.

3. Bigfoot is really a caveman.

4. Bigfoot is really an alien.

5. Bigfoot is really a giant ground sloth.

6. Sasquatches occasionally sodomize domestic cows.

7. Sasquatches appear in the Bible.

8. 10 percent of Sasquatches might be gay.

9. Sasquatches bury their dead.

10. The government captured a live Sasquatch in 1999.

11. Bigfoot calls have been documented and can be easily mimicked.

[DogByte6RER]

I'm going out on a limb and add #12 ... Bigfoot was slayed by President Theodore Roosevelt in the early 1900s.

[King Moonracer]

Naw, Bigfoot is only a weather balloon that looks like an AK47.

[bigheadfred]

I can only conclude that there really is a Squatch in the WH.

[Libloather]

There’s only 11?

[Joe 6-pack]

"Bigfoot is really a caveman.

There was the fascinating story of Ishi from just about 100 years ago...

[Nepeta]

1. A DNA test proved that bigfoot is a part-human hybrid...and deserves U.S. citizenship! Texas veterinarian Melba S. Ketchum claimed last November to have proved via a Sasquatch DNA sample that the legendary apes are partially human. She even went so far as to insist that the government recognize them as "an indigenous people and immediately protect their human and Constitutional rights."

Actually, no.

There are lunatics in the World of Bigfootery, but Melba Ketchum is not one of them. She operates a lab that does forensics work to standards. Her bigfoot DNA work involves many samples, and many labs beyond her own, which replicated her work.

She also says that these samples have more in common with lemurs than apes.

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

The percentage of “gay” Bigfoot is actually much higher than 10%. It has been estimated by Dr. Arthur E. Phacte, M.D. Phd. of The Institute to be as high as 41%. Further, they have left across the American North West a large pool of raped human males, estimated by Dr. Phact to number as high as 21,235 different individuals. See “LVIIth Proceedings of The Institute,” 1984, page 1. Phacte, Cillan and Mysin co-authors. The articles in the proceedings set forth the then current research results and extensive studies of 2,344 rape victims.

[headsonpikes]

#3

I live in the mountain fastnesses in B.C., too - I have sasquatch as members of my community - there is nothing to fear.

They pretty much keep to themselves and never join the choir, for instance.

[DogByte6RER]

This film would seem to confirm that theories #1, #6 and #8 might just have some relevance.

[tanknetter]

After seeing the following picture, I immediately thought that bears with mange explain both Bigfoot and werewolves:

[JoeProBono]

[massmike]

#14

He's BIONIC!

[lowbridge]

Number 2 reminds me of this store of battle mountain, Nevada

Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities

http://bigfootevidence.blogspot.com/2011/07/bigfoot-injured-by-forest-fire-was.html