Why not just call up and keep them busy with random, useless reports?
They can’t judge one’s intent. They want citizen busy-bodies? Give them citizen busy-bodies!
Call in the local hippie with his subaru clunker covered with bumper stickers. Call in the guy with the Obama sign on his lawn. Fun for all!
“Why not just call up and keep them busy with random, useless reports?”
Because they log the number you called from. Not a lot of payphones left, yano.
Just be sure to do this from a ‘borrowed’ phone - or otherwise untraceable to you.