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Bill Gates to Spend $100,000 to Build a Better Condom
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| Wesley J. Smith
Posted on 03/25/2013 1:15:48 PM PDT by Morgana
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To: Morgana
Something odd about calling a condom “Next Generation”. Wouldn’t that be suggesting failure?
To: Morgana
If it keeps Gates from reproducing it’s worth it!
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posted on
03/25/2013 1:49:10 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(The irresponsible should not be leading the responsible.)
To: Morgana
This probably shouldn’t be as funny as it is, but oh well, I’ll take humor where I can get it.
Picturing Bill Gates in a million-dollar condom and chortling hysterically ...
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posted on
03/25/2013 1:49:19 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Stand in the corner and scream with me!)
To: Morgana
If he can’t build a virus proof computer system, how can he make a virus proof condom?
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posted on
03/25/2013 1:52:37 PM PDT
by
Daveinyork
(."Trusting government with power and money is like trusting teenaged boys with whiskey and car keys,)
To: Morgana
I hope he puts it over his head.
To: Morgana
I bought summa that `designer’ chewing gum in a filling station once.
Never again! That chit tasted like rubber ...
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posted on
03/25/2013 2:06:31 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
To: Morgana
If they make the condoms too good, you won’t need someone on the other side.
To: Morgana
This and Windows 8 should be a big boost to Linux & Android based OSs.
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posted on
03/25/2013 2:09:41 PM PDT
by
RicocheT
(Eat the rich only if you're certain it's your last meal)
To: Morgana
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posted on
03/25/2013 2:12:22 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
To: Morgana
A picture of Helen Thomas will do the job just fine.
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posted on
03/25/2013 2:15:37 PM PDT
by
rfp1234
(Arguing with a liberal is like playing chess with a pigeon.)
To: JoeProBono
I always love your pics!!! :)
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posted on
03/25/2013 2:17:25 PM PDT
by
Morgana
(Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
To: Morgana
Bill could probably fit his manhood in a thimble.
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posted on
03/25/2013 2:18:25 PM PDT
by
grumpygresh
(Democrats delenda est.)
To: Morgana; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
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posted on
03/25/2013 2:18:34 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
SLINGS!! What on earth is that a picture of?
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posted on
03/25/2013 2:19:43 PM PDT
by
Morgana
(Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
To: Morgana
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posted on
03/25/2013 2:23:16 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows; Chode
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Well you know what? The clay one might work!
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posted on
03/25/2013 2:28:45 PM PDT
by
Morgana
(Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
To: Morgana
Put a microprocessor and wifi on it so when used a bureaucrat can be dispatched to verify that it’s being used properly.
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posted on
03/25/2013 2:34:37 PM PDT
by
DManA
To: JoeProBono
If I saw that at a party I am afraid I would not be able to restrain myself from ejaculating: "What are you supposed to be? A prick?"
e•jac•u•late (v. ɪˈdʒæk yəˌleɪt; n. -lɪt)
v. -lat•ed, -lat•ing,
n. v.t. 2. to utter suddenly and briefly; exclaim.
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posted on
03/25/2013 2:38:03 PM PDT
by
DManA
To: Tax-chick
Picturing Bill Gates in a million-dollar condom and chortling hysterically ... Something like this (sans techno-rubber)?
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posted on
03/25/2013 2:39:59 PM PDT
by
Charles Martel
(Endeavor to persevere...)
To: Morgana; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
Except for that occasional blue screen of death.
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