We get feral pigs here in East Texas.
“We get feral pigs here in East Texas.”
I’d prefer the elk. More damage to the car, but honest.
Now, the black bear by the dumpster in the morning (a consistent summer issue, probably once a week because some people are sloppy with the garbage) while wearing flip flops and boxers have made me pack a GLOCK 10 to take out the trash. Scared the heck out of me a couple times.
My neighbor is BBQing a wild pig today...