Going to jail cause your drunk roommate drew a penis on your face and you beat the snot outta him? Yeah. That's worth it.
Posted on 03/27/2013 9:56:43 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
A prank turned violent in the Lyon Village neighborhood on Saturday (March 23) when a man reportedly was beaten for drawing a penis on his roommate’s face.
The alleged incident happened on the 3100 block of 17th Street N. According to Arlington County Police, 31-year-old James Watson fell asleep on his couch after a night of drinking. He woke up around 5:30 a.m. and became furious when he discovered the permanent marker drawings on his face, police said.
Police say that Watson, suspecting his roommate, ran upstairs to where the roommate was sleeping and jumped on top of him, repeatedly punching him in the face. The commotion awakened a third roommate, who managed to separate the two.
The victim reportedly waited about an hour and a half to call the police while deciding whether or not to press charges. He did end up calling for help and police charged Watson with malicious wounding. The injured man’s eye was swollen shut and bleeding, so the third roommate drove him to the hospital for treatment, according to police.
Cops say the roommates admitted they sometimes play pranks on each other while intoxicated.
Going to jail cause your drunk roommate drew a penis on your face and you beat the snot outta him? Yeah. That's worth it.
Tosh.0
Way to go, Dick.
This is Washington DC, you know ... normal rules of conduct do not apply!
I would ask for a jury trial if I was him.
Beat down for penis on the face? Seems fair to me. Case dismissed.
The “artist” deserved a beating.
31 years old... grow up loser.
he’ll have loads of fun in gaol
with that on his face!
I’ll bet the artist doesn’t do that again. I think we have two fools here, one going to jail and the other on a liquid diet for a few weeks
Top Gear UK, too
Too bad the judge could not impose a penalty on all three roommates requiring them to take alcohol counseling, plus anger management for Mr. Watson.
Uh, oh, permanent marker. Can you imagine walking for the rest of your life with balls on your face?
Imagine what he would have done if the roommate shaved off one eyebrow?!!
in your 30's, passing out drunk, roommates, penis drawing on your face - what a life
Typical homoerotica of homosexuals who are obsessed with their genitals and excrement.
This is the maturity of homosexuality-—they are fixated in childhood and unable to “mature” because of child abuse.
This guy should never hang out with such immature, dysfunctional males-—but our schools are forcing children to “think” like homosexuals.....Pride in Vice and evil behavior.
Most parents are allowing this destruction of innocence and corruption of their children.......and their children will never become mature adults who are responsible people able to treat others with dignity. It is Cultural Marxism on display......they took over our schools in the 30’s to brainwash the masses. The break-up of the family—and lack of mature role models-—(TV morals form the kids)-—there will be no Virtue in society.
Without Virtue—there can be no Free Republic (all Founders, Machiavelli, Cicero, Locke, Montesquieu, Socrates, etc. Cultural Marxist normalize perversions and vice to destroy virtue in children which destroys maturity).
That “permanent marker” wasn’t so permanent after all!
Guitar played passed out during the day one 4th of July up at the lake. Glued a bag of cotton balls to his face along with the other items listed in Frosty the Snow Man. Thumpety thump thump.
On my way to a job interview at a drug treatment company, I passed a young man coming towards me. He was maybe 20, Caucasian, muscular, tall and quite good looking. He had a penis tattooed from his left ear to the corner of his mouth. That was 30 years ago and it still makes me cold inside. I read where Wall Street calls facial tattoos “career enders.” You couldn’t have this man representing your company in any regard.
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