Skip to comments.Minor league stadium getting urinal games
Posted on 03/27/2013 3:45:25 PM PDT by JoeProBono
ALLENTOWN, Pa.- A Pennsylvania minor league baseball team announced it is installing urine-controlled video games in its men's rooms.
The Lehigh Valley IronPigs, a Class Triple-A affiliate of the Philadelphia Phillies, said the "Urinal Gaming System" is being installed on the urinals at Coca-Cola Park n Allentown, Pa., making the venue the first sports stadium in the United States to have urine-based video games in its bathrooms, U.S. News and World Report reported Wednesday.
Captive Media, the British company behind the games, shows a snowboarding slalom game in the demo video for the systems.
"To turn left, pee left ... to turn right, pee left," the video said.
Players are given codes at the end of the games to put into an online leader board.
"These games are sure to make a huge splash," said Kurt Landes, the IronPigs' general manager.
a) as long as they dont get pissed off when they lose!
b) what could possibly go wrong!
New excuse to get drunk.
1) it violates title nine as chicks can't play.
2) one would be far more Likely to get pissed ON as opposed to pissed OFF, if the guy next to you is losing and over corrects.
Wives might buy these for the home. Some guys need practice with their aim.
Isn’t this discriminatory against females? Hope I don’t get banned, but, females can’t play these games, can they???
Don’t get mistaken for Larry Craig or urine trouble.
Women are excluded form not only playing but watching these games.
Are these games joystick controlled?
What happens if you are halfway down the hill and you run out of pee.
disgraceful....all these years teaching young boys how to be proper and clean and efficient in the br and now you get these homo games...
Our national debt is now 17 TRILLION DOLLARS. Future obligations, another 200 Trillion. Other debts, such as from the fed printing money, and debts that will NEVER be paid back (like student ‘loans’) many trillions more.
Delightfully tacky, yet unrefined.
Drop a deuce in one and see what happens.
"To turn left, pee left ... to turn right, pee left," the video said.Huh?? Farther left?
"These games are sure to make a huge splash," said Kurt Landes, the IronPigs' general manager.I hope not. Ballpark restrooms are bad enough without that and it would certainly create more work for the janitorial staff.
When will their be restroom equality? Segregation in THIS DAY AND AGE?
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