Man lucky to escape with his life after provoking one-ton bison into ramming him against fence

UK Daily Mail ^ | March 29, 2013 | Anthony Bond

[driftdiver]

That and the lazy bison who didn’t bother to stomp on him a few times.

[rcrngroup]

Had to have been a democRAT! Nobody else would be that stupid!

[MacNaughton]

Met a lady 2 years ago who lives on a farm in Columbiana, AL, with her husband. She said they had 1 of only 2 farms in AL which raise buffalo. They had a 30+ head herd. She said that whenever 1 demonstrated aggressiveness against any human, they had to eat it.

[lurk]

Utah has a million beautiful, awesome, picturesque, majestic ways to kill you. Millions of people travel around the world to see the sites; every year there are a few that don’t return home.

Like the German mountain bikers they found a couple years later, who had discovered that there are deep slot canyons near Moab. Achtung indeed.

[NY Cajun]

That reminds me. My bottle of Buffalo Trace is getting low.

[BubbaBasher]

He didn’t sing the State Farm jingle.

[PeterPrinciple]

She said that whenever 1 demonstrated aggressiveness against any human, they had to eat it.

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That is rural common sense. Now propose putting down a dog that has demonstrated this and you will get a much different response here.

[JRios1968]

[EEGator]

Better have a big crock pot.

[Ken H]

Ahh, nice doggie!

[JediJones]