Lawyer: Mr. Parrot. Did you or did you not say something libelous to my client?
Parrot: F@#ck you!
Parrot owner: Your Honor, my parrot only knows those two words.
Judge: Mr Parrot do you in fact know only those two words?
Parrot: F@#ck you too!
Parrot owner: Your Honor, I honestly don't know how he learned that third word!
Parrot to owner: Go f@#ck yourself!
Lawyer: I rest my case!
ROFL