[Moonman62]

[Elaine and Peterman are watching “The English Patient”. Elaine is about to freak out of boredom]

Elaine Benes: [quietly] No. I can’t do this any more. I can’t. It’s too long.

Elaine Benes: [yells] Quit telling your stupid story about the stupid desert, and just die already! DIE!

J. Peterman: [surprised] Elaine, you don’t like the movie?

Elaine Benes: [shouts] I hate it!

[the audience shushes Elaine]

Elaine Benes: [shouts back] Oh, go to hell!

[FredZarguna]

[Elaine, Yelling at Monk's waitress] Give me something I can use! You know, sex in a tub! That doesn't work!”

And of course: Edward Scissorhands as reviewed by two barbers.

Jerry! You made out during Schindler's List!?

[jocon307]

I LOVED them for dissing that movie. I just KNEW it was like that, without even seeing it.

And I also loved that fake movie they had “Rochelle, Rochelle” - what was it, the story of a girl’s erotic journey from Minsk to Pinsk?

How many folks remember the movie that was poking fun at, from the 70s I guess “Rachel Rachel”. I was too young to see it, but who was in it, was it Joanne Woodward?