Chris Brown: I Will ‘Absolutely’ Never Hit Rihanna Again

Hollywood Life ^ | 04/01/2013 | by Eleanore Hutch

[SeekAndFind]

This thread is only for those who show some interest... You don't have to post if you don't give a whit.

[dfwgator]

Chris Brown: I Will ‘Absolutely’ Never Hit Rihanna Again

Riiiiiiiiiiight.

[Puppage]

What do you tell a girl with 2 blacks eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice!

[SMARTY]

Ha!...These guys are hilarious!

[apillar]

Chris Brown: I Will ‘Absolutely’ Never Hit Rihanna Again

Next time I'll just shoot the beehutch...

[Obadiah]

Chris Brown: I Will ‘Absolutely’ Never Hit Rihanna Again ...until the next time!'

[Berlin_Freeper]

I will absolutely never hit her again.

You won't hear that in a rap song.

[saleman]

Chris Brown: I Will ‘Absolutely’ Never Hit Rihanna Again

Don't tell Laz

Cause Rihanna is definitely “Not Guilty”

[Sacajaweau]

And Vic loves dogs, too.

[BenLurkin]

I think he’s a creep.

Dump him lady. Walk away and don’t look back.

[chrisser]

Depends on what the meaning of “hit” is...

[NeoCaveman]

You can’t beat a beautiful woman with a great voice.

But Chris Brown can.

[dfwgator]

So I guess this means we can’t use “I’d hit it like Chris Brown hit Rihanna” anymore?

[Cowboy Bob]

Is this “news story” an April Fool’s joke?

[dfwgator]

I think they deserve each other.

[longfellow]

You can kill her for all I care.

[Olog-hai]

Even April Fool jokes are prolefeed-themed these days.

[Lazamataz]

Chris Brown: I Will ‘Absolutely’ Never Hit Rihanna Again

If he don't hit it, I will.

[Lazamataz]

I’d hit it.

[supremedoctrine]

Well, I don’t give a “whit”, but I only read this and post this to point out the crushing irony that before AND after her boyfriend’s assault on her, and in the sime time-frame where she showed the world the photos of her facial bruises, she still was the spokeswoman for COVERGIRL makeup. As in “COVER those bruises, girl!It was laughable in kind of a sick way.