It’s a long story.
Well, I gave mine to my dad once, ‘cuz he was interested in it, and I bought another one. Then it came back to me.
I do like the idea of having two of them, though, weighty tome that it is.
For one thing, I was actually surprised that the classical expression for tidal forces in a 1/r2 field is exactly the same as the expression they derive from the Schwarzschild metric. They do an integration over a rectangular solid as a model of a human body, whereas I just took 1g/cm to be "huge". They do remark,
Consequently an astrophysicist on a freely collapsing star of one solar mass will be killed by tidal forces when the star's radius is R ~ 200km >> 2M ~ 3 km.
... which is the point I was making, except I used an earth mass, in which case the disparity is much more extreme.