Peter Parker develops superhuman abilities after he's bitten by a carbonated spider. 
Posted on 04/09/2013 1:02:38 PM PDT by Ernest_at_the_Beach
Peter Parker develops superhuman abilities after he's bitten by a carbonated spider.
It’s true! Carbon causes crabs to grow!!! As they are a carbon based lifeform the removal of all carbon causes them to die, of starvation. Every thing they eat is carbon based so for a paltry few millions of University dollars we have discovered the amazing fact that food makes crabs grow.
Now we have to figure out how to destroy all food.
I’ll have you know that I have NEVER messed with a skank from a bar over in Oklahoma!
One man’s fish is another man’s poisson.
CO2: is there anything it can’t do?
TC
This should come in handy later.
Yahoo is in full global warming panic mode. Thing aren’t going well for the AGWarmers.
If I did not read the time stamp, I would think I was reading stuff from back in the seventies about the acidification of the world oceans. Yes. the propaganda continues almost unabated for the most part.
The only areas where high CO2 atmospheric content can affect the oceans, are in partially enclosed shallow water areas and within mostly enclosed lagoons. Otherwise the amount of CO2 in the atmosphere is statistically insignificant from the amount of CO2 within the ocean.
Well the folks pumping out these stories are only interested in their FACTS.
Man, I hate those things... lol.
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