Weeping First Lady Pushes Chicago to Ban Stolen Guns

http://scrappleface.com ^ | April 11, 2013 | Scott Ott

[traditional1]

In ALL Major U.S. Cities, infested with inner-city tribal parasites, there is no value in human life; they live for bling, crack, and ho's.....that's the culture Democrats have encouraged, and have forced those "rich white bastards" to pay for.

Deal with the CULTURE, you dumbass.....Affirmative Action is the ONLY reason she got where she is.....coupled with corruption and god-fathers.

[Tupelo]

Well, I agree with the Fustest Lady we need to “get serious about making illegally-acquired weapons illegal.”

Maybe even make it illegal to illegally acquire an illegal weapon that was illegally obtained by illegally acquiring it from someone who illegally obtained it illegally by an illegal means.

Or something.

[OldArmy52]

We must make illegal guns illegal.
Or at least make having stolen guns illegal.
duh?

[deoetdoctrinae]

Don’t feel too bad. When the absurd appears to be real, the lines get blurred, and confusion sets in, lol. ;)

[TheOldLady]

But it’s plausible as all get out!

You can’t even parody these people without our falling for it, because no matter how outrageous, the parodies are believable.

[DManA]

All you amateur satirists, take notes. This is how you do satire.

[TChad]

Am I missing something???

Maybe the "Scrappleface" byline.

[RetiredTexasVet]

Is she channeling Slow Joe?

[Jack Hammer]

No worse than her imbecile husband. And this is the caliber of individual America has elected to public office.

In this “post racial” age, skin color makes all the difference.

Yes, Americans are still racists; only now, everthing Black is “in.”

Think this ignorant butthead - or her psychologically defective moron of a husband - would have got anywhere if their skin were white?

The bar is always lowered for Black people.