You just don’t get it. Global warming caused all this heavy snow in April. Then this global warming snow will melt and the oceans will rise which will cause the entire east coast to disappear. Algore was right after all.
I’m sorry, but I’m still trying to figure out how this global warming thing works. Liberals are obviously much smarter than me, since I don’t understand how greenhouse warming can make the earth colder. I’m not supposed to say “global warming”, actually. It’s “climate change”, because CO2 is unpredictable. It’s like a crazy person with an AR-15, just going around shooting at random. Guns also cause climate change, you know. So do cigarettes. Al Gore said so.