Where’s the “Any Key”? It says “To Start Press Any Key.”
When you purchase a new computer you should be able to come home, or to the office, pull it out of the box, connect it and start using it. There shouldn’t be a learning curve added into the mix. That is not the case with Win 8 and if it makes people happier to mock me then go right ahead. That seems to be the way of the world these days.