To: nickcarraway
If that happened to me, I would probably no longer require to use the bathroom after seeing that tiger...
2 posted on
04/23/2013 3:52:16 PM PDT by
richmwill
To: nickcarraway
What I want to know is: Is the tiger male of female? If the tiger is a male, was he registered as a sex offender?
4 posted on
04/23/2013 3:55:13 PM PDT by
GilesB
To: nickcarraway
“As I exited the stall in the restroom, I came face-to-face with a cougar .... but that’s another story.”
6 posted on
04/23/2013 3:57:50 PM PDT by
mikrofon
(RROWWR!)
To: nickcarraway
‘My daughter wanted to know if it had washed its hands,’ she explained. ‘That was her only concern.I wonder if the mother is a germ freak?
To: nickcarraway
You don’t expect to go in a bathroom door, have it shut behind you and see a tiger walking toward you,’ That's why you should always check for tigers before you close the bathroom door.
8 posted on
04/23/2013 3:59:51 PM PDT by
Ken H
To: nickcarraway
Ms Krehbiel said she didn’t scream or run because she is trained to stay calm in her job as a social workerBeing a social worker trains you to not be scared of lions?
To: nickcarraway
A very old joke is about how a lion got loose from a circus in town, and chased a man. Later he was still shaking when he told a friend.
“When a saw that lion runnin’ towards me, I took off runnin’! I ran all the way down the street, even turned the corner, but that old lion kept slidin’ after me! Finally I jumped up and grabbed an escape ladder and got away!”
“Whew!”, said his friend, “Was you scared?”
“What do you think that old lion was slidin’ on?”, he said.
To: nickcarraway
Just when you were sure you couldn’t hold it any longer!
15 posted on
04/23/2013 4:07:53 PM PDT by
TigersEye
(If babies had guns they wouldn't be aborted)
To: nickcarraway; Clemenza
Women Comes Face to Face With Escaped Circus Tiger in Bathroom Why can't the English write English?
The author who is supposedly a native English speaker has a grammatical error in the headline of the story.
18 posted on
04/23/2013 4:33:36 PM PDT by
Paleo Conservative
(Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not really out to get you.)
To: nickcarraway
22 posted on
04/23/2013 4:57:14 PM PDT by
TomServo
To: nickcarraway
Nice kitty ... Nice kitty ...
23 posted on
04/23/2013 6:00:45 PM PDT by
pierrem15
(Claudius: "Let all the poisons that lurk in the mud hatch out.")
To: nickcarraway
Reminds me of when I encountered an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know!
24 posted on
04/23/2013 6:05:02 PM PDT by
allmendream
(Tea Party did not send GOP to D.C. to negotiate the terms of our surrender to socialism)
To: nickcarraway
At least it wasn’t a spider.
25 posted on
04/23/2013 6:07:46 PM PDT by
pax_et_bonum
(God Bless America)
To: nickcarraway; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows; JoeProBono; Daffynition
I once shot an elephant in my pajamas.
To: nickcarraway
I didn’t know tigers used the bathroom.
27 posted on
04/23/2013 6:11:45 PM PDT by
central_va
(I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
To: nickcarraway; ntnychik; dixiechick2000; yorkie; All
Lol, I came face to face with a Tiger when I was in college. I was sitting on some steps waiting for someone when a Tiger came around the cement wall right at me! Luckily it was a Frat Mascot and they jerked it back. It was startling.....
29 posted on
04/23/2013 6:36:07 PM PDT by
potlatch
(~be content with small victories and simple pleasures~)
To: nickcarraway
‘My daughter wanted to know if it had washed its hands,’ she explained. Tigers have hands?
37 posted on
04/24/2013 7:28:01 AM PDT by
Nea Wood
(When life gets too hard to stand, kneel.)
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