Posted on 04/26/2013 9:46:45 AM PDT by FourtySeven
Edited on 04/26/2013 9:51:41 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
“That would be perfectly logical if the airlines weren’t constantly shrinking the seats and the legroom.”
Okay, then have the computer program assign seats by butt width. A skinny next to a fatty.
I said “NO we won't!” She was pissed.
I sat beside a huge fat guy who was putting off so much body heat it was like sitting next to a heater.
No thanks I'll drive.
My right hand knoweth not what my left hand doeth, because they’re in different time zones.
I’m so fat (250+) I have to carry Euros in one pocket and pesos in the other.
I used to be a sundial, now I’m a sunshade.
OMG!!!
LOL!!!
I got 35lbs to lose myself.
“They’ll be making a special seat sections for those with weight issues....”
Bariatric jets !
“they’d have to ask your weight and assume you’re too big over a certain number, it’s not something they can apply fairly.”
I propose one of those body-cutouts like they use at amusement part rides. “You must be narrower than this to ride without two tickets”
That reminds me about the time there was a young college kid who had obviously been up all night sitting in first class next to a well dressed very proper looking businessman. The kid immediately fell sound asleep and his head kept falling over on the businessman’s chest. The businessman sat frozen, backed up against the window with the most pained expression on his face. Stuff happens, even in first class.
I am a large person. Out of courtesy for others and for my own comfort, I buy two extra legroom seats. The last time I flew, on a very full flight, a man cramped in a seat in front of me next to a humongous fatty wanted to sit in my extra seat. I explained that I had purchased it. He then asked the flight attendent if he could sit there. She said no, but he kept looking back and glaring at me. You can’t win.
Mr Ditter is a slightly tubby guy. I say he gives me warmth in the winter and shade in the summer. I wouldn’t change him for any skinny guy.
My passport photo alone weighs 5 lbs.
;^)
Even when I only weighed 235 (I weigh 280now at 6'4") I had trouble with my shoulders bumping into the passenger next to me,
“Shame” used to be a motivator. Today, it is a call to be a victim and get special treatment.
ROTFLMFAO!!!
You guys have been punny today.
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