Still, less of a leech than a a member of the Union of Failed Teachers (ducks).
Just wondering. Does a shoe-sized IQ generally run in your family, or were you the victim of a bad genetic roll of the dice? I’d love to drop-kick ignorant and stupid you into a teacher’s workroom to briefly watch honest committed people exchanging teaching ideas, grading papers and writing lessons. The same people who are up late completing lessons or lab handouts for the kids to use the next day, and those labs often paid for by the same teacher out of their own pocket, never reimbursed. The same people who spot cases of child abuse and report them to the proper authorities, and who listen to teary stories of broken-hearted children to see if they can render help. Then a quick call to the custodian to sweep up what was left of you.