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Truck Stuck in Tree Near Portland a Mystery to Investigators
King5 ^ | April 28, 2013 | Evan Sernoffsky

Posted on 04/28/2013 8:58:36 PM PDT by nickcarraway

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Truck Stuck in Tree Near Portland a Mystery to Investigators

Did they check YouTube? The person holding the beer in one hand and the phone in the other probably uploaded the video before the saps sobered up.

41 posted on 04/28/2013 9:41:17 PM PDT by Ezekiel (The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
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To: nickcarraway
As God is my wittiness. I thought pickups could fly.
45 posted on 04/28/2013 9:49:18 PM PDT by BigCinBigD (...Was that okay?)
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Maybe she’s proud. I don’t think I could have done that if I tried.

Maybe she's happy she got out.

46 posted on 04/28/2013 9:51:40 PM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (Doing the same thing and expecting different results is called software engineering.)
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To: Ezekiel

UFO driver was drunk and picked up a truck instead of a steer. The Bubba drivin’ it ran out of gas trying to get it down from where the UFO dropped it, so he took the keys and climbed down and went home.


47 posted on 04/28/2013 9:51:47 PM PDT by MHGinTN (Being deceived can be cured.)
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To: Revolting cat!

I hope chubby was on his way in to buy a lotto ticket. That was his lucky day.


48 posted on 04/28/2013 9:52:25 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: nickcarraway

My ex-wife once hit a tree. She said it wasn’t her fault. She beeped.


49 posted on 04/28/2013 9:53:30 PM PDT by o-n-money
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FORD....built tough.


50 posted on 04/28/2013 10:07:11 PM PDT by JouleZ (You are the company you keep.)
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The driver was probably drunk and did the logical thing; left the scene.

Had the driver stayed a costly DUI would have ensued.

51 posted on 04/28/2013 10:09:30 PM PDT by BBell (And Now for Something Completely Different)
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Hope the driver at least went “Yeeeeee Hawwwwwwww”.
52 posted on 04/28/2013 10:17:09 PM PDT by The Cajun (Sarah Palin, Mark Levin......Nuff said.)
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To: UCANSEE2

YEEHA!

[man I want one’a them!]

I have vintage Carroll Shelby Vectors on my trike because that’s as close as I’ll ever come.

:D


54 posted on 04/28/2013 10:53:59 PM PDT by Salamander (Freeps With Boas)
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LOL...but you gotta wonder...where is the driver?

Have they searched the area in case he was ejected?

creepy!


55 posted on 04/28/2013 10:54:50 PM PDT by Salamander (Freeps With Boas)
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To: BigCinBigD

LOLOL


56 posted on 04/28/2013 10:55:35 PM PDT by Salamander (Freeps With Boas)
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To: Tenacious 1

Actually, I’ve *seen* that happen. Not a truck, though.
And it ended standing front-up in the tree. Nobody hurt.


57 posted on 04/28/2013 11:24:56 PM PDT by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (Vendetta))
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To: nickcarraway

Sherwood? Robin..


58 posted on 04/28/2013 11:26:21 PM PDT by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (Vendetta))
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Damned fool unlicensed alien scavenger operators!

They should know better than to connect an unmodulated levorotary fraganazzter coil to a dextrorotary snagganfritzen tractor beam; it’’ll blow the circuits and drop whatever’s been grabbed within 5 seconds of lock-on, max.

Unless they’re right on top of the target, they can’t possibly get it locked into the cargo bay in time.


59 posted on 04/28/2013 11:58:11 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!©)
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To: nickcarraway; 17th Miss Regt

Fox News just updated the story and the driver was a woman..... She’s OK....


60 posted on 04/29/2013 3:02:39 AM PDT by nevergore
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