[Lowell1775]

Gore...the almost Obama.

Just to be sure this doesn't get buried. Can anyone imagine where we would be had this lunatic been elected in 2000?

We would have been screwed!....oh wait. Never mind.

But we did get a few more "good" years in before the whirlwind.

Still, the discoverer of the internet, global warming/cooling, dying polar bears, REALLY big line charts, Al Jazera cash bonanza windfalls, and the dastardly man-bear-pig that still haunts South Park CO......is seriously damaged.

Be sure to see the video.....at the link. He gets red faced.

[tumblindice]

Kwai Chang Caine: “Ah, “hacking” like the ‘Ruptured Stork’ move?”

Master Gore: “No, grasshoppah. Like the Internet, which your ‘umble mastah invented while ‘umble Hahvahd student, serving as the model for lachrymose Amelican movie on Love.”
“Now, show me the “Reach Around” you unworthy insect.”

[dead]

Hey, I just googled for my own parody, written in 1999, and it's still out there! Here's an excerpt:

CLINTON: We're doomed. What the hell is wrong with him?

MORRIS: Well have you ever heard the term "idiot savant"?

CLINTON: Yeah. Idiot savants are really stupid people who, for some reason have startling abilities in math, music, or some other highly specialized area.

MORRIS: Exactly. Lacking that "startling ability" you mentioned, Albert is what we like to call an "idiot idiot." Still, he does repeat things well. Let's start filling that head of his...

CLINTON: William Jefferson Clinton is one of America's greatest presidents.

GORE: One of America's greatest presidents... Bill Clinton... great president... we'll dump the body in the park... wrap it up in the bloody rug... dump the body...

MORRIS: We'll work on making him forget some things he's heard too.

CLINTON: Obviously.

The parody correctly predicted Al would lose both the election and Tipper. If you feel like laughing at Al, give it a read:

Click on picture.

[Old Sarge]

Can anyone imagine where we would be had this lunatic been elected in 2000?

[hope]

Revolution? He still would’ve lost.

[basil]

former Vice President Al Gore claims American democracy has been "hacked."

Hey, Al, baby! America is not and never has been a democracy.