My favorite joke

friend | 5/1/2013 | unknown

[jy8z]

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons?

Jose and Hose B.

[Jerrybob]

Here's one I remember my dad telling when I was very little -- he told it over and over:

A guy has a flat tire outside an insane asylum. As he's changing it, the nuts roll into the sewer. An inmate looking out the window says "Just take one nut off each of the 3 remaining tires and that'll get you to a service station."

The guy says "That's pretty smart! What are you doing in there?"

The guy inside says "I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid!"

[wxgesr]

wood eye, wood eye

[wxgesr]

Focus, Bofus?

[philman_36]

Three couples die in a car crash and they appear at the Pearly Gates.

The first couple approaches and St. Peter says to the husband "You may not enter due to your love of money" He turns to his wife and says "Let's go Penny."

The second couple approaches and St. Peter says to the husband "You may not enter due to your love of Earthly possessions." He turns to his wife and says "Let's go Porsche."

The third man, upon hearing these exchanges, turns to his wife and says "Let's go Fanny, we don't stand a chance."

[West Texas Chuck]

Did you hear the library at Texas A&M burned down?

Burned both books. One of ‘em wasn’t even colored in yet.

[ctdonath2]

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to climb the giraffe, the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two.
But they have to be _small_ mice.

[Fantasywriter]

Thanks for the ping. TOO funny!!