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Bloomberg Refused Second Slice of Pizza at Local Restaurant
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Posted on 05/03/2013 5:11:38 AM PDT by GreenAccord
Edited on 05/03/2013 5:15:47 AM PDT by Admin Moderator.
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To: GreenAccord
This is your official notice that you have made my day!
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posted on
05/03/2013 5:12:34 AM PDT
by
Freeport
(The proper application of high explosives will remove all obstacles.)
To: GreenAccord
“You’ve reached your personal slice limit.”
HAHA!
To: GreenAccord
This is from the Onion, right? It just seems too perfect to be true.
If this is actually true, then I think this pizza shop is going to experience booming business from this point on.
To: GreenAccord
BWAHAHAHAHAHA good for them!!! And that hizhonnor did not take it in stride is priceless.
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posted on
05/03/2013 5:15:01 AM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
(3 guns when you only have one arm? "I just don't want to get killed for lack of shooting back")
To: GreenAccord
I may have to go to NYC just so I can give some business to Collegno’s Pizzeria. Way to go!
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posted on
05/03/2013 5:15:03 AM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(The ballot box is a sham. Nothing will change until after the war.)
To: GreenAccord
It was my understanding that, delightful as this is, it’s fiction.
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posted on
05/03/2013 5:15:05 AM PDT
by
Mad Dawg
(In te, Domine, speravi: non confundar in aeternum.)
To: GreenAccord
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posted on
05/03/2013 5:15:15 AM PDT
by
PapaBear3625
(You don't notice it's a police state until the police come for you.)
To: GreenAccord; Admin Moderator
This needs to be listed as SATIRE.
This did not really happen.
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posted on
05/03/2013 5:15:36 AM PDT
by
jiggyboy
(Ten percent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
To: GreenAccord
Let me be the first to call BS before this gets pulled for the f word
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posted on
05/03/2013 5:15:41 AM PDT
by
don-o
(He will not share His glory, and He will not be mocked! Blessed be the Name of the Lord forever!)
To: GreenAccord
Great story. I only hope it’s true.
The sad part is that Bloomberg is too stupid to learn the lesson the Pizza guy tried to teach him.
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posted on
05/03/2013 5:19:11 AM PDT
by
Venturer
To: GreenAccord
"Look jackass," Bloomberg retorted, his anger boiling, "I f*cking skipped breakfast this morning just so I could eat four slices of your pizza. Don't be a schmuck, just get back to the kitchen and bring out some f*cking pizza, okay."
As much as I dislike Bloomberg, I doubt hiz honor spoke publicly in that tone of voice or used all those four letter words.
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posted on
05/03/2013 5:20:18 AM PDT
by
oh8eleven
(RVN '67-'68)
To: GreenAccord
What’s good for the goose is good for this liberal pandrer.
He’s such a good liberal. When he doesn’t get his way he resorts to verbal attacks and foul language.
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posted on
05/03/2013 5:20:51 AM PDT
by
mardi59
(IMPEACH OBAMA NOW!!!!!)
To: All
This was reported as if it was a legit news by Quinn of Quinn & Rose (syndicated talk radio) at the top of the 8am EDT intro.
Apologies, as I didn’t catch that it was satire. It is interesting that twitter is sort of going crazy on this (lot’s of tweeterdoodles or whatever the heck they’re called) with lots of re-tweets of this news story.
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posted on
05/03/2013 5:20:59 AM PDT
by
GreenAccord
(Bacon Akbar)
To: GreenAccord
Satire but the USELESS EATER TOTALITARIAN POS shouldn’t be allowed ANY slices from any “free” person who produces or makes food or drink.
Let him forage in the wilderness for his own food.
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posted on
05/03/2013 5:21:01 AM PDT
by
PGalt
To: GreenAccord
I love it when jerks like Bloomberg get a li’l slice of karma.
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posted on
05/03/2013 5:24:30 AM PDT
by
NRA1995
(I'd rather be a living "gun culture" member than a dead anti-gun candy-ass.)
To: GreenAccord
..although satire, it’s very close to reality. Bloominidiot is a fussy pants....likes to straighten people’s ties and lapels in hallways,....thinks nothing of commenting on dress choices of others....wouldn’t put it pass him to wet his thumb with spit and wipe a smudge from a underling’s face.
That annoying compulsive Aunt comes to mind.
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posted on
05/03/2013 5:24:43 AM PDT
by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: GreenAccord
If the damn thing is satire, then list it as satire! Now I look like a jack ass since I found this without any comments and sent it to everyone.
I personally think satire has no place at FR, as it always has the potential to make us ALL look like jack-asses. This is supposed to be a NEWS site.
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posted on
05/03/2013 5:26:09 AM PDT
by
Slump Tester
(What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh -Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)
To: Venturer
OK, it’s satire & the best satire gets painfully close to the truth & fools lots of people. Got it. But if this were an actual confrontation between Nanny Bloomberg & the pizza shop, my comment would have been.
“Collegno’s Pizzeria swarmed by city health inspectors in three...two...one...”
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posted on
05/03/2013 5:27:36 AM PDT
by
elcid1970
("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
To: GreenAccord
Ha.Ha. Hope this is true. Karma bites.
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posted on
05/03/2013 5:32:44 AM PDT
by
greeneyes
(Moderation in defense of your country is NO virtue. Let Freedom Ring.)
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