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To: BenLurkin

I despise that store and won’t be going in there anymore. My child is a skinny minnie, and has bought their garbage, but the last time I was in there, the obscene music was blaring so loud I couldn’t hear myself think, it was freezing cold and some metrosexual male model was striding around the front. When we bought our stuff, the flakey girl wanted to put it in a bag with a shirtless man pictured on it, so I asked for a regular bag, but no, they didn’t have one. I hate that place. I asked for the manager and told him the volume of the “music” was driving the mothers with the credit cards out of the store and he looked at me like I was incomprehensible to his coolness. However I am way cooler than him, being a person with a brain.


80 posted on 05/09/2013 4:36:07 AM PDT by yldstrk (My heroes have always been cowboys)
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To: yldstrk; All
You just reminded me of a funny story. My brother and I don't get to see each other often, but occasionally we take time from our busy day and get together. Ok, it's usually when a Star Trek movie comes out and we let our inner “nerds” out and go to the mall for lunch and a movie. He got me hooked on Star Trek reruns as a child and we've seen all of the movies together!

Last time we went, my daughter said if you're going to the mall, PLEASE pick me up a Holister Red T-shirt. Something for school they were all suppose to wear Red T-Shirts. So after the movie I tell my brother we have to make one stop. Brother was a Marine, is a hunter, gun guy, your basic “mans man”. He's 6'3” and not as slim as he used to be but I don't care. We walked into Holister and the Metro 5'5” guy with a lisp “spritzes” him with some god-awful fragrance. I can see myself in slow motion attempting to get between the guy and my brother! But brother has matured and it was just a “Don't. Ever. Do. That. Again." (You could hear the military in that command!) The guy made a weird yelping noise and ran off! Funny thing is my brother didn't dislike the store. I left him talking to one of the girls that worked there (and modeled the clothes!) as I made my purchase!

103 posted on 05/09/2013 9:14:34 PM PDT by MacMattico
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