Today's Hot Baby Names: King, Major, Messiah

Newser ^ | 05/10/2013 | Ruth Brown

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

If you would have had triplets you could have had John, Wesley, Hardin. ;-)

[Mountain Bike Vomit Carnage]

At a major home improvement store last week I was waited on by Emina, next to her was Cree and Market and they answered the phone for a girl named Pernicious, but she wasn’t in.

I swear to God.

[Colonel Kangaroo]

The boy’s name “Jethro” dropped off in popularity for newborns about fifty years ago.

[bgill]

There was an inmate who named her kid Serious Curious. When giving birth, she was in serious pain and she was curious who the daddy was. I knew a kid named Bronco Billy. On his birth certificate. His mama said he kicked throughout the pregnancy. Then there was Service. I never did understand that one.

[Responsibility2nd]

I noticed that. And Jethrine?

Never caught on either.

[yuleeyahoo]

Life of Brian ping!

[needmorePaine]

If you would have had triplets you could have had John, Wesley, Hardin. ;-)

I pointed that out. My wife was shocked enough to be having twins though.

So instead of an outlaw/Bob Dylan album, we just have the founder of Methodism, which is funny since we are Catholic.

[LibLieSlayer]

Must be a pet dim name for obama.

LLS

[Mashood]

I guess Trasheeka didn’t make it...

[driftless2]

Probably an urban legend like s...head and other type names. Snopes was unable to find anybody actually given those names, and the fact that there were so many different variations of the stories and the names had them conclude they were urban legends.

[Morgana]

I remember that skit!!

[Little Pig]

It’s worth seeing once at least; it’s very ‘80s. Lots of cliches and tropes got their start in that film. Plus, if nothing else it’s a good way to see the aircraft up close.

[Tax-chick]

My father was a Navy pilot. I grew up on Naval Air Stations and carriers!