[Bob]

Nobody reads that Yogi Berra book anymore. It’s too popular.

For those unfamiliar with Yogi-isms, that's a takeoff on one of his famous statements about a particular restaurant:

Nobody goes there, it's too crowded.

[kevao]

My favorite Yogi story was at the pizza parlor:

The waitress asked, “Would you like your pizza cut into four pieces or eight?”

“Better make it four,” Yogi said. “I don’t think I could eat eight.”