There is only one proper way to eat hotdogs!
First, a thin spread of mayo on both sides of the bun, for a moisture barrier.
Next, a layer of sliced pickled jalapenos. Then, a thin layer of good (beanless) chili. Then, another layer of the jalapeno slices. Then, another layer of chili.
Now! add the hotdog!.
On top, more jalapeno slices, more chili, liquid cheese, onions, more jalapeno slices and top with sliced tomato.
How can one find the dog amidst all that stuff?
you outta try the jalapenos.....!!!