[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

I was at the grocery store yesterday and wanting to try a budweiser product called beerrita (I think) - but they only sold it in a big carton. Well these two tatted up skanks were eyeing the booze the same way I eye shoes...glassey eyed with oohs and ahhs..... so I asked if they had tried them and if they were good. One asked if I had EVER had a margarita.... ok I guess I look like an ancient schoolmarm to a skank.

They fit the sterotype of stupid skank so perfectly that when they mentioned looking for something other than the huge assortment at that store I mentioned the TWO liquor stores within the parking area and they said "but today is sunday and they are closed"....I said, "no today is Monday"..... they cursed with glee and left.

I turned to my son and said two things: don't you EVER bring a girl home that looks like that and don't ever ask a skank advice about booze - they like it all.

[xsmommy]

i am rolling on the floor!!!!! hahahahaha!

[SoothingDave]

I had a Bud Light Straw-berita last week. It was not as sweet as I thought it would be. Not bad, not great. I’ve had bottled (malt) traditional lime margaritas that are better.