This thread is great. Thanx for linking it to OFST...
#NSACalledToTellMe Google Earth reported that my roof could use a power washing
#NSACalledToTellMe To pour the gallon of milk in my fridge down the drain, it’s expired
#NSACalledToTellMe the pressure cooker I ordered online for canning this years veggie crop is grounds for police search of my house!
#NSACalledToTellMe that’s not Susan Rice in my rear-view mirror
#NSACalledToTellMe I really need to wear more clothes around my apartment.
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#NSACalledToTellMe “Don’t worry about Left or Right - we cover everyone indiscriminately.
#NSACalledToTellMe That the dog is ready at the groomer
#NSACalledToTellMe they may start charging for all the free porn I watch! #Dafuq?!?
#NSACalledToTellMe that credit card records indicate I once purchased reg unleaded although premium is recommended for my car..Final Warning
#NSACalledToTellMe my husband put the toilet paper roll on upside down.
#NSACalledToTellMe That I need to quit watching them watch me.
#NSACalledToTellMe To quit putting my phone in my back pocket because my farts were distorting the microphone.
#NSACalledToTellMe You sure you want to keep using that #TCOT hashtag on Twitter? We might need to notify the IRS.
#NSACalledToTellMe that Santa Claus is not real and they have proof
#NSACalledToTellMe Stop streaming Alex Jones. He’s totally wrong, and I’m using up all their bandwidth.