Wow,
Bear: “Its suppertime MOFO, come back here!”
Buffalo: “Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin, butt head!”
I’m sure it ended up badly for the buffalo, but hey, the bear has gotta eat too.
The buffalo got away from the bear, but the fish and game had the buffalo put down the next day because of the burns on his legs. (standing in boiling geyser water during very cold weather).