Strangely enough, it’s also how Dr. Laura made her money. Except she tapped her little finger on that nail UNTIL the idiot got it. Not that they all got it.
Beautifully done. The trick to getting the nail out is to hang a Christmas ball on it. Celebrate the nail. Equate the nail with the eccintricity of the nailee. “You believe in giving everything to the poor because you want to be sure the gov will take care of you when you are poor. This overcomes your fear of poverty. You are brilliant.