[forgotten man]

Hmmmm. Two Hispanic last names. I wonder what his immigration status is.

[DannyTN]

"Hmmmm. Two Hispanic last names. I wonder what his immigration status is."

He has probably been granted U.S. citizenship twice and retains special rights as an undocumented worker.

[Cyman]

“I wonder what his immigration status is.”

Unregistered Democrat.

[COBOL2Java]

Hmmmm. Two Hispanic last names. I wonder what his immigration status is.

"Why, how DARE you ask such a question! We need these migrant workers to come out of the shadows! You know, there shouldn’t be a presumption that every American worker is a star performer. There are American workers who, for lack of a better term, can’t cut it. There are people who just can’t get it, can’t do it, don’t want to do it!"

"Uh, Senator Rubio, this is FreeRepublic, not Univision."

"Oh, uh. Can you delete those last two sentences?"