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Uranus Is Being Chased By Asteroids!
universetoday.com ^
| June 18, 2013
| Elizabeth Howell on
Posted on 06/18/2013 7:49:30 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin
"Yeth, and you thould thee what happenth when one catcheth up with you!"
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posted on
06/18/2013 8:29:09 PM PDT
by
bigbob
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
06/18/2013 8:29:40 PM PDT
by
Jonty30
(What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults)
To: BenLurkin
You always have to beware of rocks hitting Uranus!
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posted on
06/18/2013 8:29:45 PM PDT
by
Mastador1
(I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
To: DanielRedfoot
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posted on
06/18/2013 8:34:48 PM PDT
by
moose07
(the truth will out ,one day. This is not the post you are looking for ....move along now....)
To: BenLurkin
This sounded like a story about a hot young chick at a nightclub infested with horny young guys.
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posted on
06/18/2013 8:36:17 PM PDT
by
Rembrandt
(Part of the 51% who pay Federal taxes)
To: Mastador1
scientists have concluded there is a high concentration of methane gas in the atmosphere around uranus
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posted on
06/18/2013 8:39:22 PM PDT
by
OHelix
To: ClearCase_guy
Cease this faggotry, you Greeks!
__________
Did the ancient Greeks smoke?
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posted on
06/18/2013 8:39:49 PM PDT
by
pax_et_bonum
(Never Forget the Seals of Extortion 17 - and God Bless America)
To: OHelix
However the concentration tends to ebb and flow.
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posted on
06/18/2013 8:42:06 PM PDT
by
Mastador1
(I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
To: doc1019
When I learned the planets in elementary school in ‘79, it was your-anus.
It was only many years later that it became your-uh-nus.
Of course, at seven years old, I didn’t recognize the humor.
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posted on
06/18/2013 8:56:20 PM PDT
by
andyk
(I have sworn...eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.)
To: Vendome
Dr. Evil: Our early attempts at a tractor beam went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call...Preparation H.
[Scott snickers]
Dr. Evil: What?
Scott Evil: Why don’t you just call it operation @$$-cream, you @$$.
Dr. Evil: I’m sorry, did you say you want some ice cream?
Scott Evil: Yes, I’d love some chocolate @$$-cream.
Dr. Evil: Perhaps later.
Number 2: Dr. Evil, I love your plan.
Dr. Evil: You do?
Frau Farbissina: Yah. It’s a really good plan.
Dr. Evil: Yes Frau, on the whole Preparation H feels good.
[Scott resumes snickering]
Dr. Evil: What is it now?
Scott Evil: No, I totally agree with you. Preparation H does feel good... on the hole.
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posted on
06/18/2013 8:57:48 PM PDT
by
Jack Hydrazine
(IÂ’m not a Republican, I'm a Conservative! Pubbies haven't been conservative since before T.R.)
To: Jack Hydrazine
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posted on
06/18/2013 8:59:23 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
To: andyk
Oh the innocence of youth. LOL!
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posted on
06/18/2013 8:59:40 PM PDT
by
doc1019
(There is absolutely no difference between pro-choice and pro-abortion.)
To: pax_et_bonum
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posted on
06/18/2013 9:04:46 PM PDT
by
Hawk1976
(It is better to die in on your feet than it is to live as on your knees.)
To: BenLurkin
Those asteroids chasing Uranus will cause the planet to experience space rage, which will prompt Uranus to run them off the road.
To: central_va
They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.
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posted on
06/18/2013 9:10:14 PM PDT
by
GreatRoad
(O < 0)
To: Hawk1976
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posted on
06/18/2013 9:11:53 PM PDT
by
pax_et_bonum
(Never Forget the Seals of Extortion 17 - and God Bless America)
To: doc1019
He was thinking of the father of Saturn/Chronos.
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posted on
06/18/2013 9:21:47 PM PDT
by
kabumpo
(Kabumpo)
To: Rides_A_Red_Horse
“Your-anus”
“Urine-oos”
“Yoo-RAHN-oos” seems to be the only polite form.
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posted on
06/18/2013 9:33:15 PM PDT
by
elcid1970
("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
To: Carpe Cerevisi
Beware the Klingons
between the two moons of Uranus
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posted on
06/18/2013 9:36:52 PM PDT
by
Psiman
(PS I am not a crackpot)
To: jurroppi1
“A 40 mile wide space rock orbiting uranus is no laughing matter.”
It’s probably downright orgasmic if you’re gay.
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posted on
06/18/2013 10:00:02 PM PDT
by
aquila48
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