Sometimes it's one too many.
“...one too many...”
“They” did a study once, a long time ago...
“They” found that men who jump off of bridges are single, because they KNOW there’s a chance that they’ll hit the water and still survive...
MARRIED men tend to jump off of buildings...because cement, asphalt, and concrete, well... you just KNOW it’s final!!
“They” said those guys were observed GRINNING all the way down... go figure...
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