“The rest of the semesters I did every “odd” job (don’t judge me on this) from strip club dj to driver to escort service driver for cash.”
COOL! I desperately aspired to be a porn star. But, I couldn’t make the minimum length requirement. Talk about discrimination! I think there should be an EEOC requirement that producers hire a quota of us shorter guys. “Okay, time for the short guy scene.” “I’m here and I’m ready!” “You’re ready? Seriously? Oh, I hate the EEOC!”
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They were great cash paying jobs. Great stories to tell down the road. That’s why I thought the next generation of Americans are weak, depending on a loan it will take them 15 years to pay off. A lot of my classmates had the same boring waiter jobs...
The funniest time was when I dropped off the chick at a dude’s house. So it’s my role to wait in the car and I looked at my notes for my Accounting test the next morning and seriously, she came back in 7 minutes, I said “so the client wasn’t home?’. She said ‘no, sweetie, he was a quick shot”