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To: Lazamataz

That pic reminds me.
When I was a kid some muscle guy stole my girl while we were on the beach.
I was dejected but determined to get here back.
I had noticed that chicks were always hanging around the life guard so I asked him for advice.

He said “you got to get pumped up! Get buff! lift some weights!”

I did. Man I hit the weights hard. I was getting pumped up but I still didnt get any of the girls attention.

I lamented my situation to the life guard once more, and he advised I put a potato in my swim trunks.

I went to the store and bought the BIGGEST BOISE SPUD I could find and returned to the beach.

Now the Chicks were actively fleeing!

Panicked I run to the lifeguard and blurted “whats wrong!?”

He replied ... “put the potato in the front”

Ahnold looks like the potato is in the back LOL


45 posted on 06/28/2013 9:13:17 AM PDT by mylife (Ted Cruz understands the law, and he does not fear the unlawful.)
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To: mylife

LOL!


49 posted on 06/28/2013 9:35:27 AM PDT by Lazamataz (If illegal aliens voted (R), then the Dems would create the tightest border security in the world.)
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