Tune: "Here Comes the Bride"
Here comes the bridge,
From ridge to ridge,
Sturdy and solid, he won't move a smidge;
Arching and tall--
Makes you look small--
When you make love may you not hit a wall.
Posted on 07/05/2013 10:30:29 AM PDT by nickcarraway
Loonie PING! Check out the site and photos in #2.
eeek....I don’t know about that. Could be a bit messy and a set of tweezers may be necessary after...
A padded room.
ez pass
Mooltipass.
It’s time to bring Object Marriage to the U.S. A human should be able to marry an object and enjoy the same rights as other types of married people. It’s time for Obama and the Supremes to get involved. /sarc.
Did the bridge actually affirm the vows? If not, I don’t see how it’s a valid wedding.
Gives a new meaning to “Get off my husband you tramp!”
will she have to pay for it’s maintenance now that it is hers?
So I guess any time any car, except her own drives over that bridge it would be considered “Adultery”?
I heard through the grapevine that The Golden Gate Bridge is currently in a relationship with Thomas the Tank Engine ;)!
Here comes the bridge,
From ridge to ridge,
Sturdy and solid, he won't move a smidge;
Arching and tall--
Makes you look small--
When you make love may you not hit a wall.
“I Pronounce You Bridge and Wife: Woman Marries 600-Year-Old French Bridge”
Coming to the USA soon....along with marrying pet dogs, cats, fish, chimps etc. and throw in polygamy! Thank you Justice Kennedy!
Can’t wait to see what the kids look like.
Can I marry myself from a mirror universe even if I cannot go there to pull my mirror self back?
I want the tax benefit....
A padded room may not be enough. She made need heavy medication too.
Marry your couch, Supreme’s will let you..........ugh
I hope to G-d everyone involved dove into the venture tongue and cheek.
If not, maybe there is cause for it having been known as “The Devil’s Bridge”.
serious “marriage” of a human and an inanimate object is simply insane
You know, I was really fond of my Fury III, back when I was a lad.
I’m married, but they say polygamy is next...
I am sure you do, but what I want to know is, if you divorce yourself, will you pay alimony?
she was probably stoned for the ceremony....it’s really the only thing “they” have in common.
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