Evidence so that readers can judge for themselves.
my eyes hurt just thinking about it..
Evidence so that readers can judge for themselves.
Not guilty.
Step into my office, madam, have a seat on the couch. I’ll
be back in a moment with my micrometer. Oh, help your-
self to a glass of champagne. The bottle is in the icebox.
Was Crack Involved?
Again, Nick, there’s ZERO new under the (summer) sun ...
She was afraid to come out of the locker
She was as nervous as she could be
She was afraid to come out of the locker
She was afraid that somebody would see
One, two, three, four, tell the people what she wore
It was an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today
An itsy, bitsy, teentie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini
So in the locker she wanted to stay
Two, three, four, stick around we’ll tell you more
She was afraid to come out in the open
And so a blanket around she wore
She was afraid to come out in the open
And so she sat bundled up on the shore
Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore
It was an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today
An itsy, bitsy, teentie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini
So in the blanket she wanted to stay
Two, three, four, stick around we’ll tell you more
Now she is afraid to come out of the water
And I wonder what she’s gonna do
Now she is afraid to come out of the water
And the poor little girl’s turning blue
Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore
It was an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today
An itsy, bitsy, teentie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini
So in the water she wanted to stay
(From the locker to the blanket)
(From the blanket to the shore)
(From the shore to the water)
Yes, there isn’t any more
Probably guilty - further investigation back at my trailer may overturn that decision!
This was a tricky job, a job that could be handled by only one company: the Lazamataz 24/7 Escort Service for Women with Small Bikinis. Their motto: "No Bikini Too Small!"
I was at the beach at south Walton county Florida last year
Like every year
Young couple from Belgium
She had a thong....
My wife has worn one at south beach ...without our kids....I lived in Brazil....I’m thong tolerant as is most of Florida
But south Walton has an ordinance..... I felt sorry for the girl when beach patrol came by and ticketed her
She simply did not know better.....and was shamed and boo hooed at bit
They were discreet under an umbrella
My wife....in two piece.....and I went over and tried
To make them feel more comfortable and welcome
We ended up getting to know them....he was a doc and she a mom...their kids were at their beach house rental with her mom
I don’t blame folks for local custom and the cop came back by and took the ticket back....he told me he rarely writes them
Now in neighboring spring break Bay county it would be impossible to enforce such a thing
Once at Key Biscayne the hotel pool folks told my wife if pregnant she had to wear one piece...the old intercontinental.....we didn’t make a scene....just walked out to beach
In the gay pride era it all seems kind of trivial
Is silicone lighter than water? If so she’d bob like a cork.
There are two ways to look at this, maybe it was really a standard bikini.
She had just lost more than 100 pounds and was proud of it...good for her.
Not guilty.
I see much skimpier bikinis on our local beaches and at our local water parks.
I fail to see anywhere in the article where it says that the police eventually shot a small dog.
They did the right thing. Women like this piss me off. You’re 50, not 17. It’s inappropriate (even for a 17 year old, frankly). Grow up.
