[ZinGirl]

LOL. thanks! just sent it to my golfing neighbor. :)

funny story...my father-in-law played golf for the first time ever prob 40 years ago. broke 100. Went out again.....couldn't hit the ball to save his life....says he finally "just picked up the G-d---n ball and threw it". Never played again. :)

[DJlaysitup]

.....couldn't hit the ball to save his life....says he finally "just picked up the G-d---n ball and threw it".

Since my occasional foursome doesn't play for money anymore - we have adopted some new rules to speed play and have a laugh. A throw of the ball is authorized in lieu of a shot except when onto the green.

If you skip the ball across one of the three ponds on our course...you get the distance of the shot but you don't heve to count the shot (meaning a well-skipped tee shot can put you in the fairway laying zero).

We have a few others but those are my favorites.