Because someone like me will be behind you...and lay you out so quickly and so hard that you'll burn in the fire.
Is your laptop worth it?
I don’t think you understand the scenario......if the stuff had fallen out of the overheads and onto the ailse, then grabbing a bag would SPEED UP the exit, and you wouldn’t even have time to get “your beans n taters” on.....besides....it’s absurd to sit here in the calm light of day, sitting at a laptop, in 70 degree comfort, and pretend like you know WTF you would do. YOU DON”T.