[Pollster1]

How is contraception in jeopardy? What a load of crap! Why, because I don’t want to subsidize someone’s recreational sex?

From each according to his ability, to each according to his need
- Karl Marx

Sandra has needs - $3000 a year worth of romantic needs.
Who are you to refuse to subsidize her demands?
She helped keep Obama in our White House,
and Condoms-by-the-Case are her well-earned reward.

[Secret Agent Man]

i would think a few hi-def close-ups of her could serve her birth control needs for years to come.

[BenLurkin]

TO this day I can’t imagine who the world would hit that.