Good in bed?
How would you know?
Experience tells me...beauty doesn't translate to hot in bed.
“Good in bed? How would you know?”
I am one of FR’s token former professional atheletes.
I have, sadly, direct experience with women who look like this and poise in “lad” magazines, work as strippers, and the like.
They equate sex with affection and are very in need of male sexual attention. Never met one that wasn’t absolutely fantastic at the physical acts.
They are also crazy, will break crap, lie, cheat, manipulate, steal, and will gladly rob you blind or leave you for the next big thing.
I had several VERY close calls and grew up and started acting like a man, not a rutting bull somewhere along the line.
“Experience tells me...beauty doesn’t translate to hot in bed. “
How about batsh!t crazy, though? Does that translate? To hotness in bed?
“Experience tells me...beauty doesn’t translate to hot in bed.”
But crazy does. :)