If you wanted to be literal and not sarcastic back, you would have sent only stories about dachsunds and schnauzers. :-)
There’s so many stories out there that frankly, I didn’t want to waste the time looking for Doxie/Schnauzer-only stories.
FWIW, the only dog that ever bit me [a mild nip] was my HS boyfriend’s miniature Schnauzer.
[but I never let my Dobermanns return the favor]
:)