[count-your-change]

Accrete

I called the wastewater treatment plant and someone (the chef?) in their cafeteria gave me this:

It appears to mean something from the floating Island of Crete. You got your basic accrete where Cretes get together, then there’s crooked Cretes called con cretes which are some hard characters, there’s dis cretes who know how to keep their big mouths shut and not dis anyone, sailors there are se cretes which looks a lot like se crets so maybe they’s dis cretes too or

[secret garden]

I think you’ve been talking with cretins. A for you!