A 747 recently crashed in a cemetery in Poland.
Polish officials have so far retrieved 4000 bodies.
(Ba da bum!)
Source: http://polackjokes.com/
In related news, several of the Archeological team involved are believed to have quit without notice and left the area, after they are thought to have become ill with some disease leaving them profoundly anemic and photosensitive. It is believed they are going to Krakow to seek medical treatment.
A Dutch-Finnish expert on the disease is believed to be en route to the dig.
No different than the Greenie Weenie Socialists blaming hurricanes and earthquakes on American productivity and a higher standard of living.