1 in 10 Americans admit to using smartphones during sex

Fox News ^ | 7/12/13 | Mike Flacy

[Cowgirl of Justice]

An old friend’s hubby butt dialed me when he was picking up a woman when he was out of town. I heard him say, “Do you want to go home with me?” Then I heard her heels clicking in the parking lot and him opening her door. I heard muffled giggling and talking when they were driving, presumably to his hotel room. A few weeks later, when I was visiting, I confronted him about it and he looked me right in the eye and denied it.

He knows I have his number and walks a wide path around me.

[Smokin' Joe]

I doubt he felt any guilt. (I never liked the guy and have reason to believe he stole some things from me).

[SkyDancer]

The were making sure their bf’s had the app ready for that evening.

[Perdogg]

If a woman is dating a person that needs a sex app for help, then she is dating a boy - not a man.

Real men know how to do it right.

[Malichi]

This thread is in dire need of some PICTURES!!!!!

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

I’ll bet 8 in 10 “tweet” during bowel movements. Some people just gotta let the world know what they are doing at all times. Bowel movements are important to friends these days.

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A lot of them post pictures of their meals on Facebook. Why shouldn’t they post pictures of their post-dining expercience?

[Revolting cat!]

[SkyDancer]

Well it did start out as a joke -

[elcid1970]

I’m old. What is “butt dialing”?

I even remember when cordless phones were a novelty & people thought they could call from the bathroom while on the throne and not be found out as to where they were.

It’s called “acoustics”.

;^)

[a fool in paradise]

Trying to master that move.

[Smokin' Joe]

Funny how some folks are comfortable with lying, and even do so at the altar (...forsaking all others...).

[Cowgirl of Justice]

‘Butt dialing’ is when your phone is in your back pocket or nearby and part of your anatomy presses against the keypad, accidentally redialing the last number or another number from your phone list.

[GladesGuru]

Doesn’t the plethora of EPA rules about visual pollution make this a crime?

Ever since eye bleach went sky high in price, visual pollution remediation has also become costly.

The increase in wire brush costs didn’t help.

[mountn man]

Hey Nick.

Might want to clean your mouse.

Seems you have a sticky button.

[mountn man]

They must be posting a status update on Facebook. “Having a ball with my husband !”

Make that 2 balls.

[doorgunner69]

the largest percentage of adults that admitted this fact were split between Generation X and Millennial ages.

Why am I not surprised it is the Obunga voting slacker generations once again.

[Slings and Arrows]

*shrug* You've got two hands.

[BunnySlippers]

Well, it does have a “vibrator” feature ...

[Rebelbase]

“Well at least the NSA is grateful”

Ha! My son and I started tagging phone call keywords like revolution, war, ammo, etc. with “Oh, baby, yeah, that’s it right..right there, oooohhhh!” .....figuring they’d think it was a porn call.