It’s a long way from Tipperary
A long way to go.
It’s a long way from Tipperary
For the best conservative we know.
;-)
That’s the wrong way to tickle Mary,
That’s the wrong way to kiss!
Don’t you know that over here, lad,
They like it best like this!
Hooray pour le Francais!
Farewell, Angleterre!
We didn’t know the way to tickle Mary,
But we learned how, over there!