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'If My Vagina Was a Gun'
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Posted on 07/13/2013 12:08:41 PM PDT by smokingfrog
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To: smokingfrog
‘If My Vagina Was a Gun’ I wouldn’t need a condom to keep from getting pregnant.
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posted on
07/13/2013 3:25:18 PM PDT
by
arthurus
(Read Hazlitt's EcThomics In One Lesson ONLINE http://steshaw.org/econohttp://www.fee.org/library/det)
To: smokingfrog
‘If My Vagina Was a Gun’ it might make for an interesting bank robbery.
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posted on
07/13/2013 3:25:54 PM PDT
by
arthurus
(Read Hazlitt's EcThomics In One Lesson ONLINE http://steshaw.org/econohttp://www.fee.org/library/det)
To: smokingfrog
'If My Vagina Was a Gun'Even the grammar is wrong. it is conditional thus:'If My Vagina Were a Gun.'
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posted on
07/13/2013 3:27:42 PM PDT
by
arthurus
(Read Hazlitt's EcThomics In One Lesson ONLINE http://steshaw.org/econohttp://www.fee.org/library/det)
To: smokingfrog
How is it none of these geniuses understand that abortion is about the uterus and not the vagina?
84
posted on
07/13/2013 4:16:41 PM PDT
by
muir_redwoods
(Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
To: tacticalogic
85
posted on
07/13/2013 4:36:28 PM PDT
by
smokingfrog
( ==> sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: Lazamataz
The right to a bare vagina shall not be infringed....
86
posted on
07/13/2013 7:54:49 PM PDT
by
NonLinear
(Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.)
To: NonLinear
Bear vagina?
87
posted on
07/13/2013 7:57:56 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(If illegal aliens voted (R), then the Dems would create the tightest border security in the world.)
To: smokingfrog
"If My Vagina Was a Gun," Open carry or concealed?
88
posted on
07/14/2013 3:29:58 AM PDT
by
Take_Ur_shot
(Some day things are going to be as bad as they are right now!)
To: smokingfrog
It’s not a gun, it’s more like a screen door in the South in July: Been banged so much it’s so damned loose it’s about to fall off its hinges. Full of bugs, too, just like a screen door.
89
posted on
07/14/2013 8:31:40 PM PDT
by
CodeToad
(Liberals are bloodsucking ticks. We need to light the matchstick to burn them off. -786 +969)
To: smokingfrog
If it was...
I’d stay dfar away from her that time of the month....
90
posted on
09/04/2014 6:43:01 AM PDT
by
freebilly
(How about this-- we stop trying to elect the unelectable)
To: CodeToad; smokingfrog
It’s not a gun, it’s more like a screen door in the South in July: Been banged so much it’s so damned loose it’s about to fall off its hinges. Full of bugs, too, just like a screen door.Yeah.
But I'd still hit it.
91
posted on
09/04/2014 6:51:50 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them.)
To: All
To: Lazamataz; freebilly
I wouldn’t touch that with a 10 ft. bore snake.
93
posted on
09/04/2014 7:18:38 AM PDT
by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: smokingfrog; freebilly
I wouldn’t touch that with a 10 ft. bore snake.Just leaves more for me.
Excuse me, I have some delicate, gorgeous women to hit it with.
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posted on
09/04/2014 7:21:44 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them.)
To: MinuteGal
Any time I am around, the thread will simply seep and dribble class and refinement.
The upscale sophistication just leaks out of the thread like oozing bodily fluids, once I arrive.
95
posted on
09/04/2014 7:24:33 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them.)
To: Perdogg
Katie, is your vagina going to fit in my nightstand lock box?
Next question: is it clean?
To: smokingfrog
My counter-poem:
If my gun was a vagina, you would finally declare
That I have the right to keep it, and even to bear.
If my gun was a vagina, you’d lose all your zeal,
To overturn the laws that allow me to conceal.
If my gun was a vagina, you’d finally stop
Claiming that the only legit owners are cops.
But my gun is no vagina, it is only a tool
And there is no such thing as assault vag’s, fool.
If my gun was a vagina, you’d never find it wise,
To legally limit the capacity and size.
If my gun was a vagina, things would change a lot,
So leave my gun be, you dull, stupid t***.
— Copyright 2014, Laz A. Mataz
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posted on
09/04/2014 7:36:32 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them.)
To: Lazamataz
OMG! Who could resist those lovely tats?
98
posted on
09/04/2014 7:56:28 AM PDT
by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: Lazamataz
I’d shoot it and hit it....
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posted on
09/04/2014 9:03:05 PM PDT
by
freebilly
(How about this-- we stop trying to elect the unelectable)
To: DManA
LOL!!!! Literally!
RKBV!!!
The Founders were brilliant! LOL!!!
100
posted on
11/11/2016 11:46:51 PM PST
by
proud American in Canada
(May God Bless the U.S.A. (Trump: I will bear the slings and arrows for you, the American people))
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